1 00:01:27,875 --> 00:01:32,210 Gardénias. Gardénias, madame et monsieur. 2 00:01:32,380 --> 00:01:36,818 Gardénias. Gardénias, madame et monsieur. 3 00:01:38,553 --> 00:01:40,112 Gardénias, madame? 4 00:01:46,594 --> 00:01:49,359 I wonder, monsieur, whether I may take your picture. 5 00:01:49,530 --> 00:01:53,729 It would be an honor to pose for madame. 6 00:01:55,770 --> 00:01:59,332 Does madame wish to pay a little something? 7 00:01:59,507 --> 00:02:02,136 For the taking of the photograph. 8 00:02:20,828 --> 00:02:23,525 Would you take this, please? For contrast. 9 00:02:23,831 --> 00:02:25,094 Ouch! 10 00:02:28,736 --> 00:02:30,034 Hold it, please. 11 00:02:33,474 --> 00:02:35,306 Thank you very much. 12 00:02:35,476 --> 00:02:38,776 - Oh, pardon. - Quite all right. 13 00:02:45,219 --> 00:02:48,053 Madame, you forgot your corsage. 14 00:02:48,222 --> 00:02:49,986 I do love the Riviera. 15 00:02:50,158 --> 00:02:52,525 You just like blonds. 16 00:03:02,770 --> 00:03:03,829 Brunettes. 17 00:03:04,005 --> 00:03:06,474 Dr. Kellwin's room, please. - Kellwin's. 18 00:03:07,508 --> 00:03:08,999 Room 221. 19 00:03:09,177 --> 00:03:12,375 But he has checked out only this morning, monsieur. 20 00:03:13,047 --> 00:03:14,345 Are you positive? 21 00:03:15,116 --> 00:03:16,448 Quite positive. 22 00:03:16,617 --> 00:03:19,781 And no forwarding address. 23 00:03:19,954 --> 00:03:21,183 May I see his room please. 24 00:03:21,622 --> 00:03:24,319 I'm sorry, that is quite impossible, monsieur. 25 00:03:26,427 --> 00:03:27,861 Well, there you are, old boy. 26 00:03:29,163 --> 00:03:30,654 Take care! 27 00:03:56,457 --> 00:03:57,925 Hello. 28 00:03:58,459 --> 00:03:59,950 Hello? 29 00:04:00,394 --> 00:04:03,091 This is Lavinia Brown in 221. 30 00:04:03,264 --> 00:04:05,927 There are two strange men in my room. 31 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:08,262 Could you please send someone up right away? 32 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:10,738 Thank you. 33 00:04:14,308 --> 00:04:15,401 There, now. 34 00:04:22,683 --> 00:04:24,447 I said, "There, now." 35 00:04:24,619 --> 00:04:26,781 It's mechanic's grease spot here and another. 36 00:04:26,954 --> 00:04:28,547 There's another one here. 37 00:04:30,825 --> 00:04:33,090 I don't suppose you're a racing driver, Ms. Brown? 38 00:04:33,261 --> 00:04:36,561 Just the raciest teacher at the Pikes Fall Grammar School. 39 00:04:36,998 --> 00:04:39,297 That's not saying very much, I'm afraid. 40 00:04:39,467 --> 00:04:40,958 Now, if you don' t mind... 41 00:04:41,135 --> 00:04:42,569 Mademoiselle. 42 00:04:43,671 --> 00:04:45,663 Would you please show these gentlemen out? 43 00:04:46,107 --> 00:04:48,235 When was the last time you had a mechanic here? 44 00:04:48,409 --> 00:04:49,502 Mechanic, monsieur? 45 00:04:49,944 --> 00:04:51,276 Last year, I believe. 46 00:04:51,445 --> 00:04:52,970 Two members of the British team. 47 00:04:53,147 --> 00:04:55,912 Would you mind discussing this in someone else's room? 48 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:58,643 Thank you. If we need anything, we'll give you a buzz. 49 00:04:59,053 --> 00:05:01,249 Oui, monsieur. Merci beaucoup. 50 00:05:01,422 --> 00:05:03,414 Don't you dare move from here. 51 00:05:03,591 --> 00:05:04,991 Napoleon. 52 00:05:05,159 --> 00:05:07,754 Now, see here, Mr. Napoleon. 53 00:05:07,929 --> 00:05:09,898 Solo. Excuse me. 54 00:05:14,869 --> 00:05:18,465 Ah, yes. Something heavy was either hauled up to... 55 00:05:18,639 --> 00:05:21,131 or lowered down from this balcony. 56 00:05:21,309 --> 00:05:22,902 And recently. 57 00:05:23,077 --> 00:05:24,978 - Is there anything else? - Yes, this. 58 00:05:25,146 --> 00:05:27,911 I found it wedged in the drainpipe there. 59 00:05:28,082 --> 00:05:30,176 - It isn't weathered. - Ugh! 60 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,887 - Get a doctor. - Get a doctor. 61 00:05:38,326 --> 00:05:40,090 The gardenia vendor. 62 00:05:40,261 --> 00:05:41,490 He looks a little dead. 63 00:05:41,662 --> 00:05:43,392 Yeah, quite dead. 64 00:05:44,765 --> 00:05:47,462 - I wonder...? - So do I. 65 00:05:47,635 --> 00:05:49,661 Look where that flower stand is. 66 00:05:49,837 --> 00:05:52,705 Now, from this balcony, obviously... 67 00:05:53,174 --> 00:05:56,110 there's some very funny things have been going on. 68 00:05:56,277 --> 00:05:58,473 Coincidental, isn't it? 69 00:05:58,646 --> 00:06:00,410 Too much so. 70 00:06:01,082 --> 00:06:03,051 I wonder what he'd seen. 71 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:13,888 Mr. Solo. 72 00:06:14,528 --> 00:06:16,429 Coming, Ms. Brown 73 00:06:17,265 --> 00:06:18,733 Who has the room above this one? 74 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:22,132 Why, I believe it is unoccupied. 75 00:06:22,303 --> 00:06:23,931 The guest checked out this morning. 76 00:06:24,105 --> 00:06:25,403 Naturally. Thank you. 77 00:06:25,573 --> 00:06:28,475 Your fleeing friend had an excellent idea. 78 00:06:28,643 --> 00:06:31,010 Your room is ready now, Ms. Brown. 79 00:06:31,445 --> 00:06:33,846 - Mr. Solo. - Mm-hm. 80 00:06:34,048 --> 00:06:36,608 Do glance at it from time to time. 81 00:06:36,784 --> 00:06:40,721 Flash cards still work with children of all ages. 82 00:06:46,928 --> 00:06:49,159 Pardon. Pardon, s'il vous plaît. 83 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:50,764 Excuse me, I'm a doctor. 84 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,992 Please, would you stand back. 85 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:55,932 Would you ask them to please stand back. 86 00:06:56,103 --> 00:06:57,503 Pulse? 87 00:06:58,572 --> 00:07:00,336 No pulse. 88 00:07:04,445 --> 00:07:06,038 Heartbeat? 89 00:07:06,714 --> 00:07:08,774 Oh, no heartbeat. 90 00:07:09,216 --> 00:07:11,549 Please circulate. 91 00:07:27,768 --> 00:07:30,294 Twenty-five thousand francs. 92 00:07:30,471 --> 00:07:32,531 Not bad for a peddler of gardenias. 93 00:07:32,707 --> 00:07:34,642 Oh, well, he paid rather dearly for it. 94 00:07:34,809 --> 00:07:36,243 You sure it was poison? 95 00:07:36,410 --> 00:07:38,311 Methylated cobrox. 96 00:07:38,479 --> 00:07:40,243 The flower in his hand reeked of it. 97 00:07:40,681 --> 00:07:42,912 So, what report do we send to Mr. Waverly? 98 00:07:43,084 --> 00:07:45,246 Listen, hold off on that call. 99 00:07:45,419 --> 00:07:48,947 Listen, what was the formula Dr. Kellwin was working on? 100 00:07:49,123 --> 00:07:51,683 Why did he want U.N.C.L.E.'s protection in the first place? 101 00:07:51,859 --> 00:07:55,694 Well, obviously, the formula he was working on disappeared with him. 102 00:07:56,597 --> 00:07:57,929 Wait a minute. 103 00:07:58,866 --> 00:08:00,027 What is it? 104 00:08:00,201 --> 00:08:02,796 That disk we found down on the balcony... 105 00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:05,132 I knew I'd seen something like it before. 106 00:08:08,042 --> 00:08:12,446 It's a modification disk for a solenoid on a racing car. 107 00:08:12,613 --> 00:08:14,775 A big one, I think. 108 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:20,053 Mechanic's grease on the floor, solenoid disk for a racing car. 109 00:08:21,422 --> 00:08:26,292 Well, Illya, how many garages do you think there are on this part of the Riviera? 110 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,614 This, I believe, makes number 15. 111 00:09:14,008 --> 00:09:15,806 Anyone home? 112 00:09:17,945 --> 00:09:19,345 Hello? 113 00:09:19,513 --> 00:09:20,981 Hello? 114 00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:25,751 Hello. Hello. 115 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:37,259 Hello. Someone's home. 116 00:09:38,365 --> 00:09:40,630 The garage is closed, gentlemen. 117 00:09:41,602 --> 00:09:45,539 Yeah, we were just wondering, are you the owner here or...? 118 00:09:45,706 --> 00:09:48,107 That is my racing car. I am Nazarone. 119 00:09:48,809 --> 00:09:52,610 The garage is, I repeat, closed, gentlemen. 120 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:55,272 Oh, you being a lady race driver... 121 00:09:55,449 --> 00:09:57,941 perhaps you can tell us what the blazes this is? 122 00:09:58,452 --> 00:10:01,752 My friend here says it's from a Bugatti, but I say it's from a Delahaye. 123 00:10:02,690 --> 00:10:05,421 I have told him to put his money where his mouth is. 124 00:10:05,593 --> 00:10:07,585 My buddy here is Russian, you see. 125 00:10:07,761 --> 00:10:10,253 He's very stubborn about things like this. 126 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:14,068 And how did you come by this, may I ask? 127 00:10:14,235 --> 00:10:17,763 I don't know. He picked it up in the street in front of the Louis. 128 00:10:17,938 --> 00:10:19,930 Tovarich here, he always thinks that he knows... 129 00:10:20,107 --> 00:10:21,575 I'm sorry, gentlemen. 130 00:10:21,742 --> 00:10:24,803 I'm afraid I've never seen a solenoid disk of this type before. 131 00:10:24,979 --> 00:10:28,279 And now if you will excuse me and allow me to carry on with my work. 132 00:10:28,449 --> 00:10:30,975 Yeah. Hey, baby, you got some pretty wild wheels there. 133 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:34,247 The garage is closed, gentlemen. 134 00:10:39,693 --> 00:10:41,525 You recognize anything in there? 135 00:10:41,695 --> 00:10:43,459 Anything or anyone? 136 00:10:43,631 --> 00:10:45,361 The car. 137 00:10:45,533 --> 00:10:47,603 It's the one she was driving when her friend 138 00:10:47,627 --> 00:10:49,436 took a picture of the gardenia vendor. 139 00:10:49,603 --> 00:10:52,437 Yeah, let's take a look around here, shall we? 140 00:11:12,726 --> 00:11:14,388 Speak of the devil. 141 00:11:14,562 --> 00:11:17,794 Our picture-snapping, fashion plate friend. 142 00:11:18,165 --> 00:11:20,725 And her all-girl orchestra. 143 00:11:26,574 --> 00:11:27,906 You are ready, Nazarone? 144 00:11:29,143 --> 00:11:30,543 I do not know. 145 00:11:30,711 --> 00:11:34,671 To die in a racing accident, that is one thing, but this... 146 00:11:34,848 --> 00:11:37,477 Nonsense. Dr. Baurel prepared you. 147 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,778 Yes, he has. 148 00:11:39,954 --> 00:11:41,946 Then take your position. 149 00:11:49,597 --> 00:11:51,498 Start your motors. 150 00:12:27,534 --> 00:12:28,729 Did you see that gun? 151 00:12:28,902 --> 00:12:32,361 Yeah, there's only one kind of army that issues that type of weapon. 152 00:12:32,539 --> 00:12:35,134 - Thrush? - Yeah. 153 00:12:54,328 --> 00:12:55,796 Gone? 154 00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:12,779 Ms. Brown, about our barging in on you yesterday... 155 00:13:12,946 --> 00:13:15,142 Do not disturb. 156 00:13:20,621 --> 00:13:24,854 I will not ask. I will assume Mr. Waverly loved our report. 157 00:13:25,592 --> 00:13:28,619 Napoleon, how do you feel about hallucination? 158 00:13:28,796 --> 00:13:30,196 Why? 159 00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:36,233 We saw an extremely attractive female racing driver... 160 00:13:36,403 --> 00:13:38,304 become thoroughly murdered, did we not? 161 00:13:40,407 --> 00:13:42,399 - We did not. - No. 162 00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:44,708 Early edition. 163 00:13:48,515 --> 00:13:50,984 "Renowned female racing driver, Nazarone... 164 00:13:51,151 --> 00:13:53,211 entered the Baurel Clinic last evening... 165 00:13:53,387 --> 00:13:57,188 for a final checkup before next week's... 166 00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:00,084 race." 167 00:14:21,315 --> 00:14:23,443 Is it possible monsieur did not hear the nurse? 168 00:14:23,617 --> 00:14:26,280 Actually, yes, I did. She has excellent lungs, you know... 169 00:14:26,453 --> 00:14:29,423 but my high school French... Difficult to understand. 170 00:14:33,193 --> 00:14:35,924 Sorry, girls, but I'm spoken for. 171 00:14:49,343 --> 00:14:51,903 You again. 172 00:14:52,179 --> 00:14:56,275 Signor, I neither know you nor like your face. 173 00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:58,612 I've paid for a private room here. 174 00:14:58,786 --> 00:15:00,812 I do not know what you're seeking... 175 00:15:00,988 --> 00:15:06,655 I am seeking to find out why you are not a might more chilly than you are. 176 00:15:06,827 --> 00:15:08,853 - Chilly? - Chilly. 177 00:15:09,029 --> 00:15:12,591 Seems to me the last time I saw you you were rather well-ventilated... 178 00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:15,634 by a number of bullets. 179 00:15:23,243 --> 00:15:25,678 Obviously, you are mistaken. 180 00:15:26,513 --> 00:15:28,539 Confused... 181 00:15:28,916 --> 00:15:30,407 not mistaken. 182 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,395 You're not being very feminine. 183 00:15:48,368 --> 00:15:52,806 May I ask what you are doing here, monsieur, exciting my patient? 184 00:15:54,174 --> 00:15:57,770 I'm terribly sorry, doctor. What seems to be your patient's trouble? 185 00:15:57,945 --> 00:16:00,471 Malnutrition, loss of energy, vitamin deficiency or...? 186 00:16:00,647 --> 00:16:04,311 The condition of any patient is always highly confidential, monsieur. 187 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:07,387 He is a stranger to me, Dr. Baurel. 188 00:16:07,554 --> 00:16:11,491 Yet for a reason I do not know, he visited me once before. 189 00:16:11,658 --> 00:16:14,594 Last night at the garage. 190 00:16:14,761 --> 00:16:18,459 This young lady is here for a complete, routine physical checkup... 191 00:16:18,632 --> 00:16:20,624 and absolute relaxation. 192 00:16:20,801 --> 00:16:24,829 Now, if you'll be kind enough to leave my clinic, monsieur. 193 00:16:26,573 --> 00:16:28,303 Oh, okay, fellas. 194 00:16:28,475 --> 00:16:30,876 All right, all right. Listen, guys... 195 00:16:47,394 --> 00:16:50,125 Nazarone wasn't there, of course. 196 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,129 Alive? 197 00:16:54,568 --> 00:16:57,436 And definitely kicking. 198 00:16:57,604 --> 00:16:59,129 But that's impossible. 199 00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:02,140 She had her own personal Saint Valentine's Day Massacre. 200 00:17:02,309 --> 00:17:03,504 Oh, she's still there. 201 00:17:07,447 --> 00:17:11,578 Bored, lonesome and doggedly determined to enjoy every minute of it. 202 00:17:11,752 --> 00:17:12,752 I've been thinking... 203 00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:17,580 that formula Dr. Kellwin developed, it's supposed to be a serum, isn't it? 204 00:17:17,758 --> 00:17:22,287 To accelerate the normal healing processes of the human body. 205 00:17:23,363 --> 00:17:27,562 Well, if you saw Nazarone alive and kicking after we saw Thrush kill her... 206 00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:30,966 Yep. Obviously, Thrush got there... 207 00:17:31,138 --> 00:17:34,336 and got both Kellwin and his formula before we did. 208 00:17:35,475 --> 00:17:38,035 That accounts for that messy scene in the hotel balcony. 209 00:17:39,079 --> 00:17:41,981 And they injected some of it into their girl Nazarone. 210 00:17:42,416 --> 00:17:44,146 And then shot her... 211 00:17:44,318 --> 00:17:46,844 to see if the stuff really works. 212 00:17:47,888 --> 00:17:49,880 Apparently, it does. 213 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,389 Bizarre little beggars, aren't they? 214 00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:56,695 And now they're going to take the formula home with them. 215 00:18:06,406 --> 00:18:08,398 Unless... 216 00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:15,348 Unless Thrush believes that somebody else has Kellwin's formula. 217 00:18:15,515 --> 00:18:18,110 Suppose we keep them around here for a day or two... 218 00:18:18,285 --> 00:18:21,278 trying to guarantee their exclusivity. 219 00:18:21,688 --> 00:18:22,917 Please, speak English. 220 00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:25,616 Well, we were too late to get the formula from Kellwin. 221 00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:27,385 Maybe we can get it from Thrush... 222 00:18:27,561 --> 00:18:30,224 if we keep them around long enough to get a shot at it. 223 00:18:30,397 --> 00:18:32,832 That's a rather large "if." 224 00:18:39,906 --> 00:18:42,273 Oh, I don't know. 225 00:19:01,194 --> 00:19:02,457 Hi, there. 226 00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:05,024 Hey, don't call the porter again. 227 00:19:05,198 --> 00:19:07,963 If I were to say to you that you were someone special to me... 228 00:19:08,135 --> 00:19:09,296 what would you think? 229 00:19:09,469 --> 00:19:12,530 I'd think that my suspicions were confirmed, that's what I'd think. 230 00:19:12,706 --> 00:19:14,436 You're an escaped maniac. 231 00:19:14,608 --> 00:19:16,941 If you don't mind, I'd like to finish my postcards. 232 00:19:17,110 --> 00:19:19,670 Lavinia Brown, you and I have a rendezvous with destiny. 233 00:19:19,846 --> 00:19:21,610 Stay away from me! 234 00:19:22,649 --> 00:19:26,984 "U-N-C-L..." Hey. 235 00:19:27,154 --> 00:19:30,181 You're one of those international thingamabobs. 236 00:19:30,657 --> 00:19:32,922 Yes, who needs your help. 237 00:19:33,427 --> 00:19:34,918 My help? 238 00:19:36,163 --> 00:19:38,962 Fifth-grade geography, history and social studies. 239 00:19:39,132 --> 00:19:41,260 Oh, come on, Mr. Solo. 240 00:19:41,435 --> 00:19:44,337 I just wanna finish my postcards and go to sleep. 241 00:19:45,605 --> 00:19:49,508 It's really very nice that you're not a real maniac and all that. 242 00:19:51,878 --> 00:19:53,642 You just relax. 243 00:19:57,384 --> 00:20:00,252 You must have been a rollicking success at the Baurel Clinic. 244 00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:01,911 - Hi. - Oh, good. 245 00:20:02,089 --> 00:20:04,149 One of you learned how to knock on a door. 246 00:20:04,324 --> 00:20:06,452 There is presently a charming blond creature... 247 00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:09,721 crawling around under both our beds, planting microphones. 248 00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:11,865 Shall we go up and embarrass her? 249 00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:15,358 Let's not disturb the sweet little thing, shall we? 250 00:20:15,535 --> 00:20:17,902 In a short time, we will have plenty of things... 251 00:20:18,071 --> 00:20:20,267 for Thrush to eavesdrop on. 252 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,535 - How did the security check come out? - Well... 253 00:20:23,944 --> 00:20:27,403 Here we are. 527 Maple Street, Pike Falls, Arizona. 254 00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:29,743 - That's my address. - Unmarried. Not engaged. 255 00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,350 Father's name: Charles Edward. 256 00:20:31,518 --> 00:20:34,249 - Mother's name: Gertrude. - Stop that. 257 00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:37,152 Does teach fifth grade and the Pike Falls Travel Bureau... 258 00:20:37,324 --> 00:20:40,089 That's my very own private information in that thing. 259 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:41,819 Now, you stay out of there. 260 00:20:41,995 --> 00:20:45,659 Security precautions are necessary, Ms. Brown. 261 00:20:46,099 --> 00:20:48,568 She's all right. SOLO: Hm. 262 00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:57,009 Twenty-five thousand dollars. 263 00:20:57,177 --> 00:21:00,079 I want you to deposit it in the morning and start spending it. 264 00:21:00,247 --> 00:21:01,738 Buy things, expensive things: 265 00:21:01,915 --> 00:21:06,114 Clothes, cars, fur coats, wolfhounds. 266 00:21:06,286 --> 00:21:08,414 Literally, throw your money around. 267 00:21:09,623 --> 00:21:12,149 - My money? - All yours. 268 00:21:12,325 --> 00:21:14,317 On one condition: 269 00:21:14,494 --> 00:21:17,828 Keep away from women with blond hair. 270 00:21:17,998 --> 00:21:20,024 We'll take care of the rest. 271 00:21:25,071 --> 00:21:27,404 The rest of what? 272 00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:35,848 All right, we know where the microphones are. 273 00:21:36,016 --> 00:21:38,508 Let's check for booby traps. 274 00:21:40,387 --> 00:21:42,151 I say you're wrong. 275 00:21:42,322 --> 00:21:45,520 Thrush went through a lot of trouble to get that copy of the formula. 276 00:21:45,692 --> 00:21:48,355 If Kellwin had left another copy they'd have secured it... 277 00:21:48,528 --> 00:21:50,690 before the girl who moved in found it. 278 00:21:50,864 --> 00:21:54,096 Lavinia Brown quoted me a part of the formula. 279 00:21:54,467 --> 00:21:56,834 Well, I still say you don't pay someone $ 100,000... 280 00:21:57,003 --> 00:21:58,972 for something you haven't even seen yet. 281 00:21:59,139 --> 00:22:02,075 We'll see it. She won't get the rest of that money... 282 00:22:02,242 --> 00:22:04,939 unless she delivers the formula to us tomorrow night. 283 00:22:05,111 --> 00:22:09,776 It's infuriating. That sweet, innocent face of hers. 284 00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:12,647 Lavinia Brown, indeed. 285 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,287 Whatever else she is, she's a dangerous, sly young woman. 286 00:22:17,457 --> 00:22:21,087 But at least Thrush won't be the only one with the formula. 287 00:22:21,261 --> 00:22:23,662 Unless Thrush hangs around this little paradise... 288 00:22:23,830 --> 00:22:26,766 and nails our lovely Ms. Brown. 289 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,368 How could they? They'd have to find out about her first. 290 00:22:39,379 --> 00:22:42,281 To Ms. Lavinia Brown. 291 00:22:43,984 --> 00:22:45,452 Just the microphones. 292 00:22:45,619 --> 00:22:48,145 Can't find anything that goes "hiss," "boom" or "bang." 293 00:22:48,321 --> 00:22:50,552 How very un-diabolical of them. 294 00:22:50,724 --> 00:22:53,990 This can't be a very well-disciplined Thrush satrap. 295 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,255 It's just as well, we need a good night's rest anyway. 296 00:22:58,565 --> 00:22:59,931 Uh... 297 00:23:11,077 --> 00:23:14,514 What was the name of that poison that killed the flower vendor? 298 00:23:14,681 --> 00:23:16,809 Methylated cobrox. 299 00:23:19,085 --> 00:23:21,213 Methylated cobrox. 300 00:23:57,457 --> 00:24:01,792 Well, thanks for renting me the place, Ms. Sophie. It's so beautiful. 301 00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:05,228 And I thank you, mademoiselle. You'll be moving in tomorrow perhaps? 302 00:24:05,398 --> 00:24:08,926 What? To my own cottage on the Riviera? Tonight. 303 00:24:09,369 --> 00:24:10,530 But of course. 304 00:24:10,704 --> 00:24:14,038 Well, thanks again for renting me the place. Bonjour and everything. 305 00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:48,472 Ah! 306 00:24:49,209 --> 00:24:50,837 What's the matter with you? 307 00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:55,073 Forgive me, wealthy lady, but I had to make sure it was you. 308 00:24:55,248 --> 00:24:57,308 Now, if you don't mind, I have to kidnap you. 309 00:24:58,485 --> 00:24:59,485 You what? 310 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,921 Since we've made our point with Thrush... 311 00:25:02,088 --> 00:25:05,718 the time has come to deposit you somewhere out of the line of fire. 312 00:25:05,892 --> 00:25:08,555 - For your own protection. - Protection? 313 00:25:09,362 --> 00:25:11,354 What's a "thrush"? 314 00:25:11,531 --> 00:25:13,557 You mean there are some people somewhere... 315 00:25:13,733 --> 00:25:15,793 who are looking for me with evil intent? 316 00:25:15,969 --> 00:25:18,996 There's nothing to fret about as long as we keep you hidden... 317 00:25:19,172 --> 00:25:21,767 and you don't talk to any blonds. You haven't, have you? 318 00:25:21,941 --> 00:25:24,376 Oh, no. No. The real estate lady was a brunette. 319 00:25:31,017 --> 00:25:32,883 - Hello. - Illya, is she back? 320 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,316 Yes. Where are you? 321 00:25:34,487 --> 00:25:37,924 Okay, hocus-pocus, make her disappear. 322 00:25:38,091 --> 00:25:40,185 I'm on my way back to Dr. Baurel's clinic. 323 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:44,730 Right. Ms. Brown and I are about to drop out of the picture. 324 00:25:44,898 --> 00:25:46,423 Good luck. 325 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:50,098 "Out of the picture"? Where? 326 00:25:50,270 --> 00:25:52,865 There's a little village in the Alpes-Maritimes. 327 00:25:53,039 --> 00:25:54,302 Should do very nicely. 328 00:25:54,474 --> 00:25:58,605 The Alps? But it's freezing in the Alps. What about my new cottage? 329 00:25:58,778 --> 00:26:00,178 No, definitely not. 330 00:26:00,346 --> 00:26:06,115 Well, I absolutely refuse to be found frozen to death in some craggy, old Alps. 331 00:26:16,763 --> 00:26:20,256 Here's your cottage. I hope it makes you happy. 332 00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:52,429 Won't you come in? ILLYA: No! 333 00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:14,611 You've got that sweet, innocent business down pretty pat, haven't you? 334 00:27:17,924 --> 00:27:19,290 Help the gentleman up. 335 00:27:30,069 --> 00:27:31,697 Throw it away. 336 00:27:37,110 --> 00:27:40,706 We know that you were to deliver your copy of Dr. Kellwin's formula... 337 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,576 to U.N.C.L.E. this evening. 338 00:27:42,749 --> 00:27:45,583 You will deliver it to me now. 339 00:27:46,319 --> 00:27:49,915 Or I promise you, you won't ever see the evening. 340 00:27:52,358 --> 00:27:56,796 - You don't understand. Honest, I don't... - Honest, you don't. 341 00:27:57,830 --> 00:28:02,097 Then where, may I ask, did you get the sudden wealth to rent this cottage... 342 00:28:02,602 --> 00:28:06,164 and to buy the shiny, new car that's sitting outside? 343 00:28:06,639 --> 00:28:09,108 It won't work, Lavinia. 344 00:28:09,876 --> 00:28:15,645 "Lavinia." My goodness, it sounds like a spinster schoolteacher. 345 00:28:16,082 --> 00:28:18,551 Now, see here, you... 346 00:28:18,718 --> 00:28:19,718 Shall we? 347 00:28:39,339 --> 00:28:41,968 We're taking Little Miss Muffet here to the clinic. 348 00:28:42,141 --> 00:28:43,700 Get rid of him. 349 00:28:46,079 --> 00:28:47,547 Clinic? 350 00:29:37,130 --> 00:29:39,827 I've never had so much energy in my life. 351 00:29:39,999 --> 00:29:42,093 I feel marvelous 352 00:30:30,616 --> 00:30:31,743 What's the matter? 353 00:30:31,918 --> 00:30:35,150 - Has Madame Streigau returned yet? - No, she's due any moment. 354 00:30:35,321 --> 00:30:39,554 She just telephoned to say she was bringing the American girl in for interrogation. 355 00:30:39,992 --> 00:30:42,985 I think we have an uninvited guest. 356 00:31:27,073 --> 00:31:28,974 What's up, doc? 357 00:31:30,042 --> 00:31:32,068 You. What right have you... 358 00:31:32,245 --> 00:31:34,840 - to come sneaking in here...? - No, no, no. 359 00:31:35,014 --> 00:31:37,279 Nobody likes a tattletale, doctor. 360 00:31:37,450 --> 00:31:39,078 What do you mean? 361 00:31:39,986 --> 00:31:43,081 First, you tell me about Dr. Kellwin. 362 00:31:43,556 --> 00:31:46,253 He died of natural causes. I... I swear it. 363 00:31:46,692 --> 00:31:49,161 She was furious when he died. 364 00:31:49,595 --> 00:31:51,188 She? 365 00:31:51,764 --> 00:31:53,062 Come on, talk, little man. 366 00:31:53,733 --> 00:31:57,795 Dr. Egret. She calls herself "Madame Streigau" here. 367 00:31:57,970 --> 00:32:00,633 Dr. Egret. That is a name I do know. 368 00:32:00,807 --> 00:32:02,935 Another identity, another face... 369 00:32:03,109 --> 00:32:04,737 but always Thrush. 370 00:32:04,911 --> 00:32:07,380 You expect me to believe with Thrush involved... 371 00:32:07,547 --> 00:32:09,539 that Dr. Kellwin died of natural causes. 372 00:32:09,715 --> 00:32:12,184 - Come on, doctor. - No, it's true. 373 00:32:12,351 --> 00:32:15,719 They found the formula in his briefcase when they took him from the room. 374 00:32:15,888 --> 00:32:18,756 But they only intended to hold him long enough... 375 00:32:18,925 --> 00:32:21,793 to test the serum on Nazarone. 376 00:32:22,395 --> 00:32:26,093 But the doctor, he... 377 00:32:26,265 --> 00:32:27,995 He just... Just died. 378 00:32:28,167 --> 00:32:29,567 He simply wasted away. 379 00:32:29,735 --> 00:32:33,331 It seems a burnt out shell. 380 00:32:33,573 --> 00:32:36,372 Severe exhaustion, perhaps. I don't know. 381 00:32:36,809 --> 00:32:38,869 Oh, so you took over... 382 00:32:39,045 --> 00:32:42,607 and prepared the serum for Dr. Egret, née Streigau... 383 00:32:42,782 --> 00:32:45,217 and her Thrush friends to test Nazarone. 384 00:32:46,219 --> 00:32:51,556 Well, I was going to lose my clinic to creditors and... 385 00:32:51,824 --> 00:32:53,019 they paid me very well. 386 00:32:53,192 --> 00:32:55,388 All right. That's all I wanted to know, doctor. 387 00:32:55,561 --> 00:32:57,189 What do you mean? 388 00:32:58,264 --> 00:33:00,165 What do you want? 389 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:03,834 Oh, what I want is to kill you, doctor. 390 00:33:04,003 --> 00:33:06,905 But why? Why? I merely put the serum together for them. 391 00:33:07,073 --> 00:33:09,338 Exactly. And U.N.C.L.E. also has the serum. 392 00:33:09,809 --> 00:33:12,142 So if you're not around to prepare it for Thrush... 393 00:33:12,311 --> 00:33:15,509 we're firstest with the mostest. So... 394 00:33:15,681 --> 00:33:18,116 No, I can... I can mix the serum for you. I will work. 395 00:33:18,284 --> 00:33:20,651 Doctor, we don't need you. 396 00:33:20,820 --> 00:33:22,812 I will get you Thrush's copy of the formula. 397 00:33:22,989 --> 00:33:24,890 I know where it is. It's the only copy. 398 00:33:25,057 --> 00:33:28,755 Now, you take me to Nazarone's garage, I'll show you. 399 00:33:31,864 --> 00:33:35,301 All right. Come on, come on. 400 00:33:49,615 --> 00:33:51,675 Stop it right, Nazarone. You'll kill him. 401 00:33:51,851 --> 00:33:54,286 - What's come over you? - Strength, doctor. 402 00:33:54,453 --> 00:33:57,446 Strength that sings inside me like a racing engine. 403 00:33:57,623 --> 00:33:59,558 Let go of him. Madame will want him alive. 404 00:33:59,725 --> 00:34:00,725 Let go. 405 00:34:04,430 --> 00:34:06,763 Perhaps when madame is through with this one... 406 00:34:06,933 --> 00:34:09,334 she will leave him for me. 407 00:34:09,502 --> 00:34:12,666 Nazarone, what is the matter with you, huh? 408 00:34:12,838 --> 00:34:16,934 For me to tear apart with my bare hands. 409 00:35:04,790 --> 00:35:07,123 Madame, one of our U.N.C.L.E. friends... 410 00:35:07,293 --> 00:35:09,785 has been attempting to question Dr. Baurel. 411 00:35:10,563 --> 00:35:11,690 We have detained him. 412 00:35:14,734 --> 00:35:18,171 Ask Dr. Baurel to prepare an injection for this lady. 413 00:35:18,771 --> 00:35:22,867 She seems a bit reluctant to cooperate. 414 00:35:54,106 --> 00:35:56,871 It's true that Thrush already has the formula... 415 00:35:57,043 --> 00:36:01,378 as evidenced by Nazarone's rapid recovery from the bullet wounds in her body. 416 00:36:01,947 --> 00:36:05,315 But we must make sure that no one else has it. 417 00:36:05,985 --> 00:36:09,786 Exclusivity brings the highest price, as you know. 418 00:36:09,955 --> 00:36:13,119 Of course, Madame Streigau. 419 00:36:13,292 --> 00:36:17,059 You're working your way up in the world through the use the pseudonyms. 420 00:36:17,229 --> 00:36:18,229 Is that right... 421 00:36:19,165 --> 00:36:20,599 Dr. Egret? 422 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,442 Stand still, Nazarone. What's the matter with you? 423 00:36:35,047 --> 00:36:39,451 - Doctor, prepare it, please. - No. 424 00:36:39,618 --> 00:36:41,416 Merely a little Pentothal, my dear. 425 00:36:42,054 --> 00:36:45,081 A truth serum. Harmless, really. 426 00:36:46,292 --> 00:36:47,988 Unless of course it were to prove... 427 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,254 that you don't have a copy of the formula. 428 00:36:51,564 --> 00:36:55,467 Then it could be fatal, I'm afraid. 429 00:36:56,302 --> 00:36:58,362 Are you ready, doctor? 430 00:36:58,871 --> 00:37:02,239 No! No! No! 431 00:37:35,341 --> 00:37:39,005 The formula, you received money for it, Lavinia. 432 00:37:39,178 --> 00:37:42,637 Oh, yes. Money. 433 00:37:42,815 --> 00:37:44,613 Marvelous. 434 00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:46,776 What must you do to get your money? 435 00:37:48,354 --> 00:37:50,949 Where must you go tonight to earn your money? 436 00:37:51,757 --> 00:37:54,249 Earn my money. 437 00:37:55,261 --> 00:37:59,028 History, geography. 438 00:37:59,198 --> 00:38:03,135 Teaching little boys and little girls. 439 00:38:05,004 --> 00:38:09,533 And now $25,000... 440 00:38:10,309 --> 00:38:12,938 for doing nothing. 441 00:38:13,112 --> 00:38:14,774 Nothing? 442 00:38:16,682 --> 00:38:19,174 "Just have a ball. 443 00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:22,611 We'll do the rest," he says. 444 00:38:25,925 --> 00:38:27,450 Who said? 445 00:38:28,127 --> 00:38:32,326 Nice, pretty, Mr. Solo. 446 00:38:38,370 --> 00:38:41,465 The mattresses will float for a few moments. 447 00:38:41,907 --> 00:38:44,308 Then they will become saturated... 448 00:38:44,476 --> 00:38:48,470 and you will sink to the bottom, slowly. 449 00:38:48,647 --> 00:38:51,242 There will be no marks on your bodies... 450 00:38:51,684 --> 00:38:54,176 only salt water in your lungs... 451 00:38:54,353 --> 00:38:57,653 from your accidental drowning in the Mediterranean. 452 00:38:57,823 --> 00:39:00,019 Oh, well, easy come, easy go. 453 00:39:03,662 --> 00:39:05,460 All right, girls. 454 00:39:10,236 --> 00:39:12,467 Salt concentrate, huh? 455 00:39:38,364 --> 00:39:40,265 Hey, Lavinia, don't move around so much. 456 00:39:40,432 --> 00:39:42,424 You'll go under faster. 457 00:39:46,672 --> 00:39:47,970 Where's Dr. Baurel? 458 00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:50,632 Nazarone was all worked up. The doctor went after her. 459 00:39:50,809 --> 00:39:52,300 Get him. 460 00:39:52,478 --> 00:39:53,946 He mustn't be out of my sight... 461 00:39:54,113 --> 00:39:57,743 until he's finished with the formula and I'm finished with him. 462 00:40:08,327 --> 00:40:10,319 Stop. Nazarone, where are you going? 463 00:40:10,496 --> 00:40:13,364 One cannot just sit around when one feels like this. 464 00:40:13,532 --> 00:40:15,660 Come, little man. 465 00:40:18,037 --> 00:40:21,269 We take a ride around the concourse, huh? 466 00:40:53,739 --> 00:40:55,605 Oh, my hair. 467 00:40:55,774 --> 00:40:56,867 Did you bring a car? 468 00:40:57,042 --> 00:40:59,238 Yes, Lavinia's new one. Where do you want to go? 469 00:40:59,411 --> 00:41:00,411 To the garage. 470 00:41:00,579 --> 00:41:03,105 Baurel let it slipped that the formula was there. 471 00:41:03,682 --> 00:41:05,150 Come on. 472 00:41:12,558 --> 00:41:15,892 What's the matter with Nazarone? She must be mad driving off like that. 473 00:41:16,061 --> 00:41:19,554 - Something has been happening to her... - They've escaped, Madame. 474 00:41:22,301 --> 00:41:23,301 Hold on to your hats. 475 00:41:23,469 --> 00:41:27,338 The concourse area on the road to town has already been sealed off for the race. 476 00:41:32,211 --> 00:41:36,080 Stupid fools. Can't anything be done right unless I do it myself? 477 00:41:36,248 --> 00:41:37,248 Get the car. 478 00:41:37,416 --> 00:41:40,181 But we can't overtake Nazarone's racing car. We don't know... 479 00:41:40,352 --> 00:41:42,412 Blast Nazarone and the prisoners and Baurel. 480 00:41:42,588 --> 00:41:45,888 We will go back to town to the garage, pick up the formula... 481 00:41:46,058 --> 00:41:48,994 and leave the rest of them to the devil of each other. 482 00:43:02,267 --> 00:43:04,498 I'm burning up inside. 483 00:43:04,670 --> 00:43:06,935 What have you done to me with your serum? 484 00:43:07,106 --> 00:43:09,098 What have you done? 485 00:43:25,791 --> 00:43:27,885 There goes the fellas in the black hats again. 486 00:43:28,060 --> 00:43:30,325 Everybody out. It's Madame Streigau herself. 487 00:43:30,496 --> 00:43:31,520 And headed into town. 488 00:43:31,697 --> 00:43:35,031 We seem to have lost our fatal charms. She didn't even stop to shoot us. 489 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,293 She's after the formula. 490 00:43:36,468 --> 00:43:39,404 And Nazarone is running a race, using this part of the concourse. 491 00:43:39,571 --> 00:43:42,439 I'll go after Streigau. You stop Nazarone and get Baurel back. 492 00:43:42,608 --> 00:43:44,668 How do you suppose I stop that female rocket? 493 00:43:44,843 --> 00:43:48,075 Why don't you try showing him your legs, all right? 494 00:43:48,447 --> 00:43:50,643 Come on, Lavinia. We have work to do. 495 00:45:12,464 --> 00:45:13,864 Is this Nazarone? 496 00:45:15,734 --> 00:45:17,566 What...? What happened to her face? 497 00:45:19,438 --> 00:45:21,304 The formula. 498 00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:23,406 Kellwin's serum. 499 00:45:23,575 --> 00:45:26,067 It speeded the rate of metabolism to such an extent... 500 00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:29,875 that she just used herself up from inside. 501 00:45:30,048 --> 00:45:32,415 Burnt herself out. 502 00:45:32,584 --> 00:45:34,052 That's what happened to Kellwin. 503 00:45:34,653 --> 00:45:36,622 I'm sure of it now. 504 00:45:36,788 --> 00:45:39,053 Now we know about Kellwin's formula. 505 00:45:39,224 --> 00:45:41,193 It accelerates recovery, all right. 506 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,853 And it goes on accelerating until you're devoured by your own energy. 507 00:45:45,764 --> 00:45:47,027 Is she...? 508 00:45:47,199 --> 00:45:48,667 I mean... 509 00:45:48,834 --> 00:45:51,167 She was dead the minute the serum entered her body. 510 00:46:47,659 --> 00:46:50,424 Ladies... Come on, back off, girls. 511 00:47:08,313 --> 00:47:10,748 Now, ladies. Girls. 512 00:47:30,302 --> 00:47:32,669 Ladies. Good girls. Come on. 513 00:47:32,838 --> 00:47:35,273 Gentlemen's discretion. Ah! 514 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,069 Come on, girls, please. 515 00:47:41,146 --> 00:47:43,172 Dr. Egret. 516 00:47:43,348 --> 00:47:45,249 Think we'll ever know what she looks like? 517 00:47:45,417 --> 00:47:49,878 Today she's Madame Streigau and tomorrow Sadie Kornblatt. 518 00:47:50,055 --> 00:47:51,956 I can understand how you feel. 519 00:47:52,124 --> 00:47:54,787 I'd be miserable, too, if I had to explain to Mr. Waverly... 520 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,795 how I let Dr. Egret and the formula get away from me. 521 00:48:02,901 --> 00:48:05,837 Hi, fellas. I'll be leaving in about an hour. 522 00:48:06,004 --> 00:48:09,566 I shall be driving to Paris in my own new, stylish car. 523 00:48:11,643 --> 00:48:13,373 Napoleon, what's the matter? 524 00:48:14,312 --> 00:48:16,941 Well, that formula is not the end of the world, you know. 525 00:48:17,115 --> 00:48:19,277 And after all, you did manage to subdue... 526 00:48:19,451 --> 00:48:24,253 those two poor, defenseless, innocent girls finally. 527 00:48:24,423 --> 00:48:26,085 Thank you. 528 00:48:26,525 --> 00:48:28,892 Why are you so concerned about that formula? 529 00:48:29,060 --> 00:48:32,189 If I were you, I'd be hoping those Thrush people would feed it... 530 00:48:32,364 --> 00:48:34,856 to every single one of their personnel. 531 00:48:37,068 --> 00:48:38,730 What was that? 532 00:48:40,739 --> 00:48:44,005 Uh, Lavinia, would you care for something to drink? 533 00:48:44,176 --> 00:48:47,704 I mean, really, Napoleon, after all, the stuff is deadly. 534 00:48:51,783 --> 00:48:55,185 - Oh, is that right, Illya? - Yes. 535 00:48:59,758 --> 00:49:01,283 - Didn't I mention it? - No, no, no. 536 00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:02,758 You didn't mention that. No. 537 00:49:02,928 --> 00:49:05,397 Oh, I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist it. 538 00:49:05,564 --> 00:49:08,830 And after all, you did say you like blonds. 539 00:49:12,604 --> 00:49:14,368 Hold it.